The differences between Captain Jack Sparrow, Bobba Fett, and Robin Hood

If he says "I'm Robin Hood," he'll be wearing two or three plastic sand shovels shoved down the back of his shirt with the blade part sticking up behind his head. He will run in circles. He might throw sand if he forgets himself.

If he says "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow," he'll have one plastic sand shovel stuck in his waistband. He will climb to the top of the castle climber or on to a low-lying tree limb, depending on whether he is in his ship or on his horsey. In any case, he will be serving ice cream. Generally chocolate. With extra mulch.

If he says "I'm Bobba Fett," he will have one plastic sand shovel shoved down the back of his shirt and will present his knuckles. He will run to the top of the large climber, and return when his ship has broken. He will scowl a lot.

Now you know.