Note to my neighbors

Give it up already.  You're ten days too late for the fireworks. When you set them off tonight, I thought it was gunfire and called it in.  So you're going to get busted.

It is not my fault that you choose to set off fireworks at random times in a neighborhood which is experiencing a lot of murders by gunshot. It's not my fault that you're going to get cited for illegal fireworks in the city limits.