Salty boiled eggs are delicious

I think I will havwe a couple more.  They're the small kind and Zack keeps saying I'm not eating enough. (I lost eight pounds as of Friday but not an iota of fat, which is frightening)

But I cannopt abide the applesauce, and I cannot eat more than one banana, and how many saltines can a person eat without cheese or peanut butter on them?

Been Doing It Wrong

You're not supposed to use the BRAT diet anymore.

I'm supposed to have been eating regularly.  And moderately.  None of this six hundred calorie bullshit that's all I have been able to muster.

And now I am jumping around like a ten-year-old boy.  So, off to find something I can tolerate.

edit:

well, that wasn't a spectacular success.  But at least it wasn't a spectacular failure.

Now I am popping antacids because the kind I have is a calcium supplement and I think lack of calcium is likely causing the jitters.