Day of Porn: "Day of Porn"

So anyway, I wrote a thing for the Day of Porn, which was yesterday as of an hour and a half ago, but it's not actually all that pornographic.  It does take place in not-Prague, in the universe of not-Poland, and it involves a Zelnik.  I will explain that below the cut, and after the story, because I want to see if the story is readable without the explanation. Or at all, given that I have written most of it after midnight.
( onward to the not-porn, in not-Prague )

On another front, Truffle needs a tooth pulled and it's almost a month's wages to do it.  Fortunately, she's not in pain now.