Are they as outgoing and random on their home turf as they are at highland games?
"Charles Manson -- pants wearer. Adolf Hitler -- pants wearer. Don't be like them. Mahatma Gandhi -- no pants. Does anything more need to be said? Free the boys! Ah, look, another free man! You're married? You know that dirty thing -- that sexual kind of thing -- you've been wanting to do ever since you got married? Wear a kilt, I guarantee you -- look, see, she's winking and nodding her head -- am I right? Am I right? All right! Another free man!"
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"Charles Manson -- pants wearer. Adolf Hitler -- pants wearer. Don't be like them. Mahatma Gandhi -- no pants. Does anything more need to be said? Free the boys! Ah, look, another free man! You're married? You know that dirty thing -- that sexual kind of thing -- you've been wanting to do ever since you got married? Wear a kilt, I guarantee you -- look, see, she's winking and nodding her head -- am I right? Am I right? All right! Another free man!"
All day long. With endless variations.