Story summary for the day

[ritaxis]

This story follows three equines and a rabbit as there lives turn towards a dark path where they begin to live a life of sexual slavery.

Spare thirty seconds, if you will, to imagine the thought process that came up with a story like that.

(this is not one of mine. Just in case you were wondering. And no, I did not read it: the wtfery of the summary is enough, thanks, and I have jobs to apply to))

Comments

[frogs_of_war]

Sometimes the phrase 'people everywhere are just like you and me' does not apply.

I can imaging coming up with something like this (but not this in particular) if you'd read or heard recently about several things that stuck to you and you added furries to make it less personal, but I can't imagine going through the effort of writing it down.

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

Because of the specificity of the rabbit and the generic quality (I toyed briefly with turning "generic quality" into "generosity", but made that thought go sit in the corner) of the equines, I imagine this as a story about a bunny and three eohippi; maybe that recently-discovered giant archaic bunny whose name I will not look up just now.

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

You're not making this any better, you know that, don't you?

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, you laughed, didn't you? Can't improve the summary, but I don't care about the quality of the summary, and I do care about the quality of your day, which has been sounding pretty downbeat recently.

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

I did laugh. But the image I got . . . not attractive, though it was hilarious.

Now all I can think of is large teeth and Bozo wigs.