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Sunday, May 22nd, 2005 10:09 pm
It is not actually the case that dementia strips away the extraneous and reveals the true person within, but sometimes it seems like it.

Red haired boys should apply sunblock often (girls, too, I reckon but I have not witnessed any sunburnt red haired girls lately).

It is more fun to talk with an evolutionary geologist about geology and evolution than to talk with crabby mothers about the daughters they don't like much. (hey, I like mine).

Okay, so you've got too many people in the car for the number of seat belts. You can't talk the others into caravanning, so you lay one of the people across the laps of three others in the back seat. Then you rehearse what you will say when pulled over. Which sounds like a better story: "We were riding in caravan and the other car broke down and we're just going to finish the dinner date and go back to the broken car and fix it," or "I am Skeletor, and I am transporting these people to Castle Greyskull."

And -- guess which one the nice fellow proposed? (we weren't stopped)

It only takes a week for the yard to go from kind of overgrown to impassible.

Short hair on a dog does not necessarily guarantee no shedding, or even little shedding.

It's summer, even though it hasn't stopped raining.

It's very difficult to keep in marching line with a wheelchair.

Middle school concert bands can sound very pro.
Monday, May 23rd, 2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
i>"I am Skeletor, and I am transporting these people to Castle Greyskull."

LMAO.