The gender genie again, damnit

Every so often somebody comes trolling around with a link to the Gender Genie.

(It's here)

Here's my results. I got bored after six pieces of fiction I wrote.

Female Score: 7677
Male Score: 6376

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!

Female Score: 6887
Male Score: 7765

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

Female Score: 186588
Male Score: 154431

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!

Female Score: 4760
Male Score: 6158

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

Female Score: 16813
Male Score: 16869

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

Female Score: 15482
Male Score: 15121

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!

Notice, um, the result is? 50%. A quack mentalist could do better than that looking at the wear on my eraser.

Stendhal syndrome

I've suffered from this: Stendhal syndrome.

It's where exposure to works of art of great significance and weight -- or occasionally, exposure to spots of great natural beauty -- produce transient mental disturbance include anxiety and a sense of cosmic revelation.

Honestly, I think I get a mini case almost every time I step outdoors.