I was going to link to local news articles about the insane fireworks yesterday, but there are none. Apparently the local newspaper doesn't think that the deployment of heavy-duty arsenal in residential neighborhoods during a dangerous drought is worth covering.
Of course there's always been some illegal fireworks in the city.We even indulged in it ourselves years ago--a few sparklers, some of those ashen snakes, some low-flying things with colorful names, and of course Roman candles and those smaller cones and pillars, even one or two whistling petes. But over time we stopped even the small stuff, as, along with most of the rest of California, we became more aware of the seriousness of the safety concerns (fire and personal safety both).
What's happened with fireworks is what's happened with everything else. Most of the population has, with some regret, turned away from them because, while they are pretty and thrilling, they aren't worth the damage: and the die-hards have turned to the heavy stuff. And they seem to have no sense at all.
I wondered at times whether there wasn't something I should be doing to protect my house from the missiles exploding overhead. Soak it down, maybe, the way we used to soak our roofs when there was a grassfire across the street? (we had a gendered division of labor--men and older teen boys up on the hill with soaked blankets trying to smother the flames, while women and children soaked the housetops with hoses. Of course we called the fire department, but they were a ways away and we couldn't wait for them) But all I did was try to not hear the sound and try to sleep. Almost as loud as the fireworks, it seemed, were the drunken voices of the people setting them off. And the occasional neighbor begging them to knock it off.
Another difference between old-time fireworks and today: families bought enough fireworks to last an hour or two tops. We had enough for maybe half an hour, ourselves. These yahoos were at it for days, and last night in particular--well, when I checked the time it was three in the morning and they were still going off.
This sounds like cane-shaking, but no, really, I don't harass my neighbors over their behavior. I never got around to saying anything to the skunkweed boys even when their fumes were collecting in my room and making me ill (I meant to, but I wasn't about to say anything until I got the wording right: I wanted my complaint to be friendly, effective, and specific--not "don't smoke your damned terrible dope" but "it's a problem for me when you hotbox the neighborhood") and I rarely say anything about noise (that is, twice in thirty years), and when I do, it's "please tone it down a wee bit so I can sleep," not "cease your hideous cacophony." Kids play in the street and I cheer them on. My notes to the cars sprawling in front of my house politely point out that there are two parking places there and it would be appreciated if they parked in one of them at a time.
No, this is not me being an intolerant old lady. This is prodigious amounts of dangerous fireworks being set off by drunks in my neighborhood and apparently no police reaction at all. It may be that they're all over at the beach, engaged in hand-to-hand combat with the louts who bring arsenal there. I don't know. Maybe next year I can be somewhere else for the Fourth.
On another front, the air is so moist this morning we must call it precipitation: I won't be watering the garden today!
Of course there's always been some illegal fireworks in the city.We even indulged in it ourselves years ago--a few sparklers, some of those ashen snakes, some low-flying things with colorful names, and of course Roman candles and those smaller cones and pillars, even one or two whistling petes. But over time we stopped even the small stuff, as, along with most of the rest of California, we became more aware of the seriousness of the safety concerns (fire and personal safety both).
What's happened with fireworks is what's happened with everything else. Most of the population has, with some regret, turned away from them because, while they are pretty and thrilling, they aren't worth the damage: and the die-hards have turned to the heavy stuff. And they seem to have no sense at all.
I wondered at times whether there wasn't something I should be doing to protect my house from the missiles exploding overhead. Soak it down, maybe, the way we used to soak our roofs when there was a grassfire across the street? (we had a gendered division of labor--men and older teen boys up on the hill with soaked blankets trying to smother the flames, while women and children soaked the housetops with hoses. Of course we called the fire department, but they were a ways away and we couldn't wait for them) But all I did was try to not hear the sound and try to sleep. Almost as loud as the fireworks, it seemed, were the drunken voices of the people setting them off. And the occasional neighbor begging them to knock it off.
Another difference between old-time fireworks and today: families bought enough fireworks to last an hour or two tops. We had enough for maybe half an hour, ourselves. These yahoos were at it for days, and last night in particular--well, when I checked the time it was three in the morning and they were still going off.
This sounds like cane-shaking, but no, really, I don't harass my neighbors over their behavior. I never got around to saying anything to the skunkweed boys even when their fumes were collecting in my room and making me ill (I meant to, but I wasn't about to say anything until I got the wording right: I wanted my complaint to be friendly, effective, and specific--not "don't smoke your damned terrible dope" but "it's a problem for me when you hotbox the neighborhood") and I rarely say anything about noise (that is, twice in thirty years), and when I do, it's "please tone it down a wee bit so I can sleep," not "cease your hideous cacophony." Kids play in the street and I cheer them on. My notes to the cars sprawling in front of my house politely point out that there are two parking places there and it would be appreciated if they parked in one of them at a time.
No, this is not me being an intolerant old lady. This is prodigious amounts of dangerous fireworks being set off by drunks in my neighborhood and apparently no police reaction at all. It may be that they're all over at the beach, engaged in hand-to-hand combat with the louts who bring arsenal there. I don't know. Maybe next year I can be somewhere else for the Fourth.
On another front, the air is so moist this morning we must call it precipitation: I won't be watering the garden today!
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