Please be entertaining

 My daughter's in labor a month early, I've lost my phone, facebook is annoying, and I'm boycotting twitter today.

violating my granddaughter's privacy

 Considering she's coming a bit more than four weeks early, Eloise(the baby) is going through a fairly normal labor. I like all of the doctors and nurses I've met, the hospital has a reasonable cesarean rate, Emma (my daughter) is suffering but normal. In a bit I'm going to go away and get her a pad for the bassinet--lots of things still undone because there was no reason to expect this so early.