Ah, those obscure nationalists

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Not even vegetable salad is safe from the controversies of the ethnic secessionists.

(I was working on a long post about Czech food and wanted to check on the spelling of this salad, and I had an issue with a minor wording in the article so I turned to the talk page, as you do . . . I decided my issue was just not entertaining enough to compete with the insane fellow who has been attacking this article about the arrangement of cucumbers and tomatoes. )