TMIrony

[ritaxis]

Nick Mamatas is right, we can't escape irony is our lives.

Today, my personal one is

I'm supposed to be cleaning out for a colonoscopy, and I have had a return of the Dread Scourge.  So I don't really need the magnesium citrate, but I daren't not drink it.  Both bottles.

Comments

[boxofdelights]

I know several people who refused the second bottle even without self-starting cleaning mechanisms, and their colonoscopies went fine. Not that I am telling you to second-guess your doctor. I'm just saying I would.

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

I'm considering it.

[nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com]

I like this post because my name is in it, and because it's gross.

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

Yup! I knew you would!

therefore, I was not sorry I had expropriated the discussion of irony from the political and cultural to the merely physiological.

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

You know, there are lots of standards of true adulthood. One of the ones I've only recently come to acknowledge is that real adults talk about shit a lot.

Have an uneventful colonoscopy. Please.

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

I expect it to be! This is a routine one. For being old in.

[heleninwales.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear... I hope that your insides calm down after the colonoscopy is done.